Vote No For FUK's sake

If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the "Former United Kingdom" (F.U.K.)

In a bid to discourage Scots from voting yes in the referendum, the Coalition Government have now begun a campaign with the slogan: "Please Vote No For FUK's sake!"

 

They feel that the Scottish voters will be able to relate to this.

On the 3rd day, Mandela is still dead and buried

That must be of great disappointment to the BBC

I still love onions

I love KABL too

Go Forth and Divide

Gordon (enron) Brown, Prime Minister of Scotland, Chancellor of the Exchequer of Great Britain, Defender of Britishness.

"Gordon said 'jump' and Jack asked 'how high?'

It seems, that a local by-election is taking its toll on devolution.

So who really runs the Scottish Executive? The Scotsman